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Corvus.

♥ Krepo ♥ . M . Dashboard. Message.

Reblogged from c9meteos

sarakitty:

lmqxiaoweixiao:

I think i found the moment when COP broke.

poor curse :c

Reblogged from vickytheicky

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

(Source: isxbelle)

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clotpolesonly:

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

(Source: tru2002)

Reblogged from blow-jorb

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho)

Reblogged from panda706

(Source: best-of-memes)

Reblogged from blow-jorb

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

"Hi! You reblog some long distance stuff sometimes and I was wondering where your significant other is. I am in a long distance relationship right now and I'm a thousand miles away from my girlfriend. It's nice to see all the sweet things you reblog. Thank you for the reply!"

Asked by Anonymous

I’ve been dating a boy who lives about 1000 miles away for the last year. We have a vague plan of making the distance shorter over winter and when he gets out of high school, but I’m not so sure the second one will happen. I’m hoping something happens though, I really want to see him in person. Thank you for the ask. 

Blow-Jorb’s Radical League of Legends Skin Code Giveaway!

Reblogged from sarachopsticks

sarachopsticks:

blow-jorb:

Hey everyone, so I was just at FanExpo in Toronto and I got some skin codes, so I figured that I would give them away to you lovelies! Here’s what I got:

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5 Dragonslayer Pantheon Skin Codes

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5 Riot Fistbump Ward Skin Codes

So here are the rules:

  • You gotta be following me, blow-jorb.tumblr.com
  • You have to reblog this post, do it as many times as you want
  • Keep your inbox open
  • There’s only 5 of each, so if I don’t have any more of one, I can’t give you the other
  • I will message you the code, if you don’t respond within 24 hours, no code for you
  • I will announce the winners on Wednesday, September 3rd at 6:00 PM EDT
  • The codes are only valid until Wednesday, September 10th,so make sure to redeem them before that!!

Good luck everyone!

BOOSTING THIS

majored-in-not-dancing:

nerdytransgirl:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES HERE. BUT THATS NOT ALL!!! THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS ALL YOUR FUCKING CANDY NEEDS AND THEN SOME!!!!
NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???

BAM!!!
ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:

THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???

THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS 

OH MY GOD

Reblogged from piratepeach

majored-in-not-dancing:

nerdytransgirl:

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

OK, IM GONNA LET YOU LITTLE SHITS ON A LITTLE SECRET. YOU CAN GET THOSE CANDIES HERE. BUT THATS NOT ALL!!! THIS FUCKING WEBSITE HAS ALL YOUR FUCKING CANDY NEEDS AND THEN SOME!!!!

NEED SIX POINT SIX POUNDS OF SOUR RAINBOW BELTS???

BAM!!!

ALL FOR UNDER FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!! BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO WASH ALL OF THEM DOWN? THERE OBVIOUSLY ISNT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THESE BELTS SO LETS WASH THEM DOWN WITH THIS:

THATS RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER! THIRTY TWO GODDAMMED OUNCES OF SWEET, SWEET POWDERED STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!!! BUT LET’S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ALL THIS BECASUE WE’RE GOING TO GRANDMAS, WE’D BETTER GET SOME SHIT FOR HER. AND WHAT BETTER THING TO GET FOR HER THAN SOME SUGAR DADDIES???

THATS RIGHT, THATS 24 SUGAR DADDIES FOR GRAM GRAM. BUT, UH-OH!! LOOKS LIKE WE SPILLED UNCLE H’S BLUE ROCK CANDY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! WHERE ELSE CAN WE GET 5 POUNDS OF PURE BLUE ROCK CANDY??? RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SWEET, IT GIVES YOU DIABETUS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. NOW DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO FIND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED ON THIS SITE BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME AND I HAVENT COME DOWN OFF MY LAST ORDER OF CANDY YET AND THE NEXT IS ALREADY IN THE MAIL SOMEBODY HELP ME IM NOT AN ADULT I CANT MAKE THESE DECISIONS 

OH MY GOD

(Source: vieja-solar)

Reblogged from piratepeach

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: femmeashton)

Reblogged from scarypoke

(Source: kittehkats)

Reblogged from lord--darius

kirrys:

Dios De Los Muertos Thresh!

LMAO my ingame screenshot mockups are laughably horrible. But hopefully, you are enchanted as much as I am by the idea of a happy mariachi skeleton band.

xbitterinsanity:

"I will show you true power!"

Reblogged from yep-that-tasted-purple

xbitterinsanity:

"I will show you true power!"

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

Reblogged from imakittymeowmeow

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

(Source: redwingjohnny)